| Population | 13.005 billion |
| Capital | Mailtropolis |
| Leader | Postmaster Robert |
| Currency | Stamp |
| Animal | Cardboard Box |
The Shipping Conglomerate of Australia Post is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Postmaster Robert with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.005 billion Postpeople enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mailtropolis. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Packaged economy, worth a remarkable 2,730 trillion Stamps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 209,970 Stamps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry, builders across Australia Post are blocked up with orders for new public loos, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, and the army lures cannon fodder with promises of a college education. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Australia Post's national animal is the Cardboard Box, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Australia Post is ranked 5,602nd in the world and 4th in Australialia for Safest, scoring 129.25 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Australia Post, the army lures cannon fodder with promises of a college education.
- : Following new legislation in Australia Post, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it.
- : Following new legislation in Australia Post, builders across Australia Post are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
- : Following new legislation in Australia Post, cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry.
- : Following new legislation in Australia Post, an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity.
- : Following new legislation in Australia Post, people talk about things being better when men were men.
- : Following new legislation in Australia Post, politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament.
- : Following new legislation in Australia Post, youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights.
- : Australia Post was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in Australia Post, unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount Mailtropolis make great practice for foreign snipers.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 3 » 
The Eastern Antarctic State, 
Glengo Island, and 
Brusseldorf.
